Well.. He's definitely a 'big thing' alright... so, i guess it's written in the stars for him!
The big fat semi-retarded stars!
..and oh man, that evil penetrating gaze -that begins around the 1:13 mark- really pierces deep into the depths of the soul... i think after watching this video, that 'next big thing' of a man has devoured a little bit of each of our souls...
(Note: If you pause the video at exactly 1:13, and stare into it's eyes.. you can actually FEEL your soul being torn asunder, and merging piece by piece, with his primal, earth dwelling mass of a demonseed 'soul' of a 'big thing' of a 'man'..
Be wary, young journeymen.. Doom and misfortune lie ahead!)
(Another Note: If you look into a mirror at exactly 7:06pm (which technically, if you think about it, is 6:66pm), under the macabre ambiance of a pink and yellow lava lamp, and you repeat the word 'Psychosocial' 6 times, then pull down your pants and grab your ankles....... 'The Big Thing' will appear in the mirror and french kiss you, deep and passionately (do NOT attempt to resist this!) He then will begin to suck out the remainder of your soul. And, right before leaving your empty shell to rot on the floor of your dirty bathroom, he takes his one long, black nail polished pinky nail, and gently tickles the spot between your asshole and balls (and/or vagina), AKA; 'grundle, taint, gooch, chode'... gently whispers the rest of the Slipknot song 'Psychosocial' into your anus, and disappears back into the dark netherworld wastelands.)
Oh well... Totally worth it!
-MM
(ya can't realllly hate tho.. this dude's just doin his thing.. feeling some musics.. embracing the outlet.. gettin some energy out.. havin a good time.. enjoying himself.. yaknow? gotta have respect for that...... he's jus a little scary... ohwell.)
(Video, once again, lifted from my favorite ol' metal blog, METALSUCKS.NET)
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