A Brief History Of The Newest Metal Sub-Genre To Emerge From Brooklyn....

DOWNSYNDROME-CORE!

(an in-depth analysis, and more shocking evidence of this growing sub-genre, after the jump.)

The roots of Downsyndrome-Core can be traced back to the early days of avant garde music and unusual artists.
In the 1950's, One notable act is: 

Downs Syndrome. Definitely. Albeit, a mild case, mixed with slight dementia, tourettes, and a penchant for the macabre, some say perhaps making him the first 'shock rocker'. (some, but not limited to, later notable 'shock artists' who show signs of havin 'the Downs' include; Frank Zappa, Ozzy Osbourne, G.G. Allin, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, Moby, and Mase.

And then (aside from those few select notable artists) the strong musical movement from the bowels of Downsyndrome-Core's nutty history goes steadily downhill in quality, originality, and substance... Until one day in the early 00's, emerges unfathomable levels of pure concentrated Retardo-Trons, in the form of.....

Jessica Simpson.

After her first hit single 'Don't Play With The Light Switch' debuted at #1 in the 'Infants, Christians, and Retardos' category, on the Norwegian metal charts, her popularity in hospitals, bakeries, and mental institutions around Europe reached massive heights! Her level of celebrity reached such peaks that even the dead in the ground yearned for a glimpse of her.

It was on June 6th, 2006 that she finally went public with her marriage to Zombie Euronymous, deceased guitarist of Norwegian black metal godfathers, MAYHEM.

So... Long story short... Jessica Simpson had sex with the dead zombie Euronymous, and she gave birth to this child here.

Beware.. The need to insert large brooms in the anal cavity, through the pants, and/or attempt to fly like a black metal mountain witch may occur.. also at times the retard strength has been known to show itself. 
(note in this picture, his tiny white denim skirt, has been ripped in half, just from flexing the thigh muscles.)

He single handedly started the up-and-coming genre of metal known as, DOWNSYNDROME-CORE!

-MM

(i'm stoned, and got lazy, so the indepth look at 'Downsyndrome-Core' i found myself engrossed in for an hour or so, gradually took a turn downhill, and it dug myself deeper and deeper with every retarded ass sentence.. Dog bless America. and Goodnight.)